Hoe word je een kerkgenootschap? Het @fsm_nl is het in ieder geval gelukt. Zometeen in @DeOchtend @NPORadio1 pic.twitter.com/jXgYrr4SB0 — Martijn Grimmius (@MartijnGrimmius) January 28, 2016 Where’s a colander when you need it? The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has finally been recognised as a religion in The Netherlands. Two days ago, pastafarians were told by the […]
(Picture: APB/Youtube) The Indian Air Force has said that its fighter jets have shot down a UFO. A Sukhoi Su-30 MKI fighter jet was dispatched to deal with a ‘balloon-shaped’ object seen over the northern state of Rajasthan on Tuesday. A statement from the IAF said the ‘unidentified object’ was ‘intercepted and brought down’. ‘Between 10.30 and […]
‘Nobody wants a small’ (Picture: Getty Images) Penis implants exist now – and they only come (sorry) in L, XL and XXL. Dr James Elist, urologist and inventor of the Penuma implant, has completely done away with sizes XS to M – because ‘nobody wants a small’. Demand for penis enhancement is growing (…sorry, again), but Iranian-born US-based […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Vanderpump says she regrets discussing co-star Yolanda Foster’s children Bella and Anwar’s health battles on Tuesday’s episode.
Oops (Picture: Politie Amsterdam Zuid-Buitenveldert/Facebook) Police in Amsterdam kicked in an opera singer’s door after mistaking his rehearsal for ‘screams of agony’ on Tuesday. Red-faced officers posted what happened on Facebook, saying they were responding to reports of domestic violence from neighbours. ‘Colleagues also heard screams from the house and kicked the door in,’ the update […]
Another smooth player has swooped in Tony the Tiger may have gone frosty (geddit) on the furry community’s erotic advances, but Chester the Cheetah has swooped right in. Furries are people who like to dress up in life-size animal costumes – sometimes, but not always, for sexual reasons. ICYMI, Tony the T was getting full-on bombarded with raunchy tweets Send […]
Pretty awkward (Picture: Alamy) It’s not every day you get a chance to be a hero. So when writer Joe Craig heard a screaming victim seemingly trapped inside a car boot as he walked his dog, what else was he going to do but run over and fling it open? … You can probably tell […]
Over the years I’ve attended literally thousands of TV interviews. I’ve accompanied clients to everything from Top of the Pops through to Newsnight. I’ve helped arrange interviews all around the world from Saturday Night Live, Wetten Das the legendary German show in which guests were ambushed by men in lederhosen swigging two pint mugs of […]
If you tipped your head in the right direction on Monday evening you probably heard a whoosh of applause coming all the way from the Eccles Theatre at this year’s Sundance Festival, where the first of three standing ovations greeted the premiere screening of The Birth of a Nation. As well as a legitimate recognition […]
Whilst competing on The Voice, Tom Jones gave me the nickname ‘The Singing Politician’, which is due in no small part to growing up in one of the most multicultural communities on the planet. I spent my childhood in Hackney: an amazing smorgasbord of ethnicities that includes Irish travellers, West Indian, African, Indian, Chinese and […]
As an avid pop music fan, I feel it’s time we ask for more from our male popstars, and with Zayn Malik‘s debut solo single, Pillowtalk, about to drop, I’m optimistic that this is the turning point. Scouring the current pop scene, it’s clearly the women who are ruling the show. We’ve got Rihanna putting […]
2015 was a phenomenal year for singer Beth Ford, with a top ten iTunes hit on her debut single, a viral YouTube video and a slot with soprano Rebecca Newman at Lichfield’s Garrick theatre. All this and I haven’t mentioned Beth’s duet with Michael Boe for his album (with Sean Ashmore), Along the Way! However, […]
In the black and white snap, the 24-year-old stands shirtless as he cradles his sweet little lad for an intimate selfie.