‘I’m at a Shell station, and I want to take you to the toilet here.’
It’s not every day you get an invitation to visit a petrol station toilet. And it’s not every day you’d want to take it up.
Let’s face it, petrol station toilets are usually fly-infested germholes with the heady stench of urine hanging in the air.
But this one is different. It’s totally pimp – art on the walls, ornaments, classical music playing and coffee table books to peruse while you go about your business.
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And, according to YouTube user bigsmilenoteeth, who made a mini-documentary about the swanky loo, it smells ‘super-menthol’. ‘It’s awesome,’ he says. ‘This toilet is better than my entire apartment.’
Unfortunately for most of us, the blockbusting bog is at a Shell garage in the Phillippines.
You’ll have to keep going with your makeshift loo roll seat cover for now.
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