Warning: This is extremely unpleasant
You know it’s wrong, but you’re here anyway.
If the GIF didn’t put you off (or perhaps it drew you in..?) then you probably read our recent article, a sort of behind-the-scenes of a spot-popping cult classic in which Andy Peppers got to grips with a 20-year-old zit.
In that vile video, Mr Peppers recruited his wife to help him banish the blemish, and banish it they did – but only after three sessions of squeezing a day for over a week.
He might have thought his two-decade pimple might hold the title of longest unpopped spot for some time.
But then Ryan Schmidt, from the US, threw his hat into the ring.
Mr Schmidt boasted a pimple that was very possibly older than you, and his enthusiasm for finally popping the thing meant most of its contents went all over his disgusted wife.
And while the 20-year-old spot scored points in terms of the volume of creamy pus it produced, the 30-year-old spot gets top marks for distance in that the discharge hit not only his wife but his mirror, his phone and half the room.
‘Oh wow!’ he exclaims.
‘Oh my god! It sprayed everywhere!’